IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!!

Kordeza Zhelyazkova



My Mom was worried that I still played with my American Girl dolls and X-Men action figures at 13... Then others politely brought it to her attention that I could be like little miss Kordeza and have a real life "American Girl" to play with... My Mom decided that me playing with dolls wasn't so bad after that...

Kordeza is an 11 year old girl that just gave birth to a daughter by the name of Violeta... The babies father/Kordeza's fiance' whom is 19, faces six years in jail for having sex with a minor..When asked about her new bundle of joy the new mother said..."I'm not going to play with toys any more - I have a new toy now." Hmmm a toy? I guess that's one way to look at it...

The Blueprint (c) Jay-Z

Hmmmm it seems as though N.E.R.D has taken the "Black Eyed Peas" route and added a female singer in to the mix.. Let us hope that this doesn't make them lame like it did for BEP, because as soon as Fergie was added, the quality of music declined... I'm not blamin her, but I'm just sayin.... *keeps fingers crossed that N.E.R.D doesn't follow the pattern*

Check out N.E.R.D's performance with Rhea on 90210 below...

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright... (c) Captain Koons

.... He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch, up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

So, I was wearing the shirt below today... and it got me thinking about some amazing skits/roles Christopher Walken was in...



Enjoy a few below..

More Cowbell skit that inspired my shirt...


Fatboy Slim vid for Weapon of Choice...


His reading of Lady Gaga's Pokerface

CONFESSION.

Here's the Brit Brit video debut for her newest single "3." So, Radar was a big disappointment... That horse... HOT MESS! This is a step in the right direction... But still not in love with the choreography... It's BORING :(. She looks nice, but this is soooo Circus-era Brit Brit where she just looks purrrty and that's it. No oomf no spark... no nothin. It's quite sad :(... I've rolled with Brit since '99... eff you Christina fans... That heff does wayyyy too much for my likin... Care to debate me on it? Cel over at (hiddencanvas.blogspot.com) already has... FAIL.


Still doesn't top this... Right Cain? LOL. We devoted many hours learning this choreography... Where's THIS Britney?

Wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure. (c) Paulo Coelho




Wooo hooo! So, there have been rumors about this book being turned into a movie for about two years now... I'm happy to report that now it seems as though it's FINALLY being confirmed. WIth directors Scott McGehee and Dave Siegel on board The Alchemist coming to the big screen is becoming even more of a reality. If you aren't familiar with the novel... READ IT! It's an inspirational tale about following your dreams. So cop it ASAP! You'll thank me later ;-)

It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out. (c) Dani

My Halloween costume...


So, I was a tap dancer... and the most ridiculous part about my Halloween costume was the fact that I didn't have to purchase a thing... Every part of it was already something that I owned... Yes, even the ruffle socks... DON'T JUDGE ME! My Cain came to visit... and we had loads of fun... ASIDE from the fact that my coat was stolen from the club and we got locked out of my house...Harold's AND Gino's pizza more than made up for it :) More pics from the trip coming soon... for now, you just have to deal with the ones of me...

SONG OF THE WEEK!



Artist: Bobby Pickett
Song Title: Monster Mash
Shannon makes fun of me soooo bad because I know the words to this song... I know I'm wack. I enjoy this animation it's pretty sweeeeet!

The Alice and Wonderland extended trailer made me cum in ways that you never have... (c) Bia

...hope you step your f*cking game up. My best friend is such a nasty, skanky whore. I'm sorry that I'm not a lesbian and you can't have me! Please don't take your sexual frustrations out on me :-p

I SOOOOOOO put this clip up BEFORE she started patronizing me... Anywho, enjoy the extended trailer of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.. May your orgasm be as plentiful as mine was upon finishing this for the first time.



Alice in Wonderland - Extended Trailer

Mia can you PLEASE not ride Tim Burtons nuts your whole life? (c) Bia





So there's a Tim Burton exhibit at MoMA (The Museum of Modern Art) in NY that I MUST attend... It's going to include a gallery exhibition as well as a film series... Showcasing all of Tim Burton's contributions as a writer, director, artist, producer, illustrator, photographer... YOU NAME IT! It's going to have never before seen works as well as some childhood pieces. It's running from November 22, 2009–April 26, 2010. If you love me, you understand how borderline OBSESSED I am with Tim Burton... I WILL get to NY! Who's with me? Check out more info HERE

SONG OF THE WEEK!



Artist: Lit
Song TItle: Miserable
I can't believe this song is 10+ years old... I love it... so often times I hear about women who tend to brush their friends to the side for a significant other... it was kind of a relief to hear a band of males sing about their tendency to do the same thing

I think the lines at the beginning can represent the stages of a relationship

You make me cum/You make complete/You make me completely miserable.

Think about it... I know he was probably just attempting to make the line fit in the song by breaking the word up... But either way it works... I know, I KNOW I think about the meanings and interpretations of songs wayyy too much.. SO SUE ME! :-p

Could you take my picture/Cause I won't remember (c) Filter

Here are some random pics that I've taken over the past few months with my phone that I have forgotten to post... Enjoy! :)

Where I be every Wednesday... The comic book store right by my house :)

Do you own this? Please proceed to killyaself.com

Friends don't let friends wear FUBU

North Ave at night...


Isn't it purty? Just gettin off the Damen Blue Line

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I love Tom! He leaves cupcakes at my desk... shoutout to thecupcakecorner.com in the Chi... This cupcake was ORGASMIC!

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Harold's Fried Chicken AND a Mystic... The ULTIMATE meal for a coon/glutton
I couldn't say no...

Haha, they looked even BETTER on... peep the vans I WAS rockin lol

Bruce the ice bat lovesssss Chanel :)

A lactose intolerant person's NIGHTMARE #1

A lactose intolerant person's NIGHTMARE #2... Both StL exclusives!

The NEW Cards stadium :)

A view of the Arch...

Carol Ann with the hat off..

Carol Ann with the hat on... DISASTER.

My co-worker made this for me to put on my desk :)

I was JUST about to head to the train SAD because my shoes didn't come in the mail... And THEN I saw the Fed Ex guy... *smiles*

My new love! :) thanks niketown.com you got em to me in RECORD TIME

My homemade Chipotle burrito bowl

MMMM MMMM GOOD!

The Art Institute of Chicago... Where I eat lunch most days...

A view from floor 21 of the court house

Downtown Chi

I LOVE IT HERE!

Kool-aid as a drink option on a menu? WHEREDEYDOTHATAT? Chi- city lol

Cards vs. Cubs art work at the Addison Red Line stop
Where are you Yeezy? Had to snap a pic of this guy on the El... his pants were soooooo tight

Keyser napping, Banksy Lee and itunes wanted some shine too

LOVESSSSS this book

I'm attracted to 99.9% of the people that are in this book... Sad, I know.

You got to throw a shoe at your sign of choice... Care to guess which one I threw my shoe at?

Rock band tourney at my place in C-bus... They get INTENSE!

My foldable Ray Ban's...

Makes em harder to break... Sunglasses and I don't have a good relationship... I'm TOOOO destructive

Hope you enjoyed the pics from my cam :)

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY

Steve Phillips


Keep your mistresses in check people! Apparently this advice was given too late for ESPN analyst Steve Phillips who is currently caught up in the latest adultery scandal. Mr. Phillips was caught cheating with 22 year old Brooke Hundley. He attempted to end the relationship, unfortunately for him Brooke sent a letter to Mrs. Phillips explaining their rendez vous in very specific detail, including the birthmark on his naughty parts.

Mrs. Phillips has since filed for divorce. Sad, but kind of funny nonetheless. Brooke had to super bitterrrrrr to send that letter. Now I suppose all parties lose in the situation.

Can't we all just get along? (c) Rodney King


I’ve loved comic books ever since I was a little girl… I blame my father. He was always into comic books, collector toys, etc… He would take me to the comic book store every Wednesday when I was a wee little Mia (some might say that I am still wee, I’m 5 foot AND A FOURTH, don’t judge…) *Random Facts* I’ve been to the midnight premiere of EVERY Batman movie (yes even Batman Forever lol). I’ve also seen all 22 James Bond films (explains my affinity for Aston Martin’s right? I was so pissed when it was replaced with the BMW Z3 for that brief stint). I share these facts only to reiterate that these are two of the many reasons that I’ve been labeled a “guy’s girl.” My dad always warned me that my love for “rock music,” sports, and video games would attract the men folk… But I’ve found that while a majority of men claim they want a girl that watches ESPN and hates romantic comedies… that is normally not the case… Any who, I’m soooo getting off topic, so I digress.



During my “tomboy” days I developed an intense love for X-Men… not to say that this love hasn’t transcended time… even with my current not as tomboyish state (SEE THIS and THIS for proof of lameness…) I didn’t understand until around High School though why I loved them so dearly. I, like most young black girls, wanted to be Ororo Munroe (Storm…) but I’m a Gemini so I needed a character for my multiple personalities... So I also dreamed of being Jean Grey (Phoenix) - because she was soooo powerful and strong, and Selene Gallilo (Black Queen) even though she was a “villain,” she represented my dark side lol. I just loved the idea of the X-Men being this team of “outcasts” that were able to come together and celebrate their differences… And then it hit me… X-Men are BLACK PEOPLE… now I doubt that I am the first person to come to this conclusion but at the age of 14 coming to this epiphany changed my life lol. I mean the story lines, characters, villains, etc. screams Civil Rights Movement. The mutants (nig’ras) struggling/fighting for equal rights, some deciding to conform to societies wishes by hiding who they really are, while others choosing to embrace their differences… It’s such a distinct correlation (I could go on and on with the similarities but I don’t want to bore you non comic book losers).



But before I conclude, look at the discrepancies within the mutant (nig’ra) community. You have Charles Xavier (Professor X) who is trying to fight for equality for mutants in a peaceful manner and work with humans to attain this goal… Can you say MLK people? And then you have Eric Lehnsherr/Max Eisenhardt/Magnus (Magneto) who believes that humans will never be able to understand the mutants’ position and that mutants should attain equality “by any means necessary” (DUH Malcolm X lol). Though they both strive for the same goal… they believe that the road that needs to be traveled to attain that goal should be different. Though I do have a slight issue with the “black struggle” being crafted as entertainment in the form of a comic book by people that were not necessarily familiar with the struggle… I am not focusing on its flaws… I shall save that for another time… But come on… You see it, you know my comparison isn’t too far fetched… lol.



So that basically sums up why X-Men is my #1. As a child I felt like an odd ball and I would find myself relating to the mutants feelings of alienation… But even though being “weird” is the cool thing nowadays (I shall blog about this later) not only as an oddball, but as an African-American I am able to connect to the comic on so many different levels… and though I realize now that these feelings that the mutants showed were not really expressive of how “my people” felt, and were more or less how the people that were not directly affected by the struggle thought how the people that were directly affected felt… I still find myself able to relate to the X-Men characters. Okay, I’m done *opens up Uncanny X-Men and daydreams of the day when the X-men and my people will attain equality…it has been a 45+ year fight for the mutants… a couple centuries for the coloreds*


*No I have not gone to the midnight screening of all of the X-Men movies… I went to the first one, and my heart ached because it was so horrendous… So from now on I just stick to DVD releases*

When you first had sex, were you happy or confused or both or what? (c) Spike Jonze

Kanye West and Spike Jonze's short 11 minute film entitled Welcome to Heartbreak was leaked yesterday... Even though it was supposed to go on sale on itunes sometime in September... Watch it while you can below.



A convo a friend and I had last night on what we think it's about...

J: i SO did not get that film! lol

Me: I dunno...I kind of took it as Kanye "ridding himself of his demons" by putting them to rest (I.e. killing them)

J: wow..idk HOW i missed that one lol..pretty obvious once u said that lol..man....my sluh english teachers would b pissed

Me: hahahaha. Darn private school kids... LAME.

J: u know i've never been challenged like that to make my own understanding from art since high school..but yeah....now that u explained the obvious meaning i like the video

Me: I dunno if I'm right...lol..just a guess

J: naw..i think that's definitely what it is..like....he kinda looked at him like "u gotta go"

Me: Oh poor Yeezy..I hope he kills that demon lol

J: yeah..needs to

Me: Maybe I'll watch it again tomorrow and analyze it again..Piano Sonata No. 14 at the end... that song will always give me chills :)
... ten minutes later...
Me: Ooooh I've got another analysis... He's kind of acting child-like
so maybe the demon was representing his inner child or something
and he was trying to kill that part of him... You know, how children have a constant need for attention... and go to crazy lengths to be noticed. And...Children have nightmares... lol. Or maybe that was Kanye acting drunk... he still seems to be resembling the speech patterns and actions of a child though... hmmm, bah well... I'm done.


What do YOU think the film was about? COMMENT.

I'm talkin lights, camera, action (c) Mr. Cheeks


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*Shoutout to the homie J at freshinsite.blogspot.com for hippin me to this amazingness! He knows me so well... :)