Cause The Beat's Hot... (c) Board Bangers

So, my lil bro is an avid fan of Gucci… Well… I wouldn’t say avid fan, but he does have a rather extensive collection of his mixtapes…So I sat down with the lil heathen as an attempt to understand Gucci’s appeal. ‘Now I ain’t even gon act holier than thou’ © Ye I am familiar with some Gucci songs, and may or may not indulge in bobbing my head along when en route to the club… but Gucci does not grace my itunes library. Does this make me any better than my lil bro? Nahhhh… not really. I’m trying to understand why Gucci is so appealing to my lil bro’s demographic… So here goes nuffin…



Moi: Why do you like Gucci Mane?

Bro: Idk...its good ridin music..He has good beats...n sum of da things he say so ridiculous...it’s tite

Moi: So what makes good riding music? A nice beat?

Bro: Yea...pretty much...da rappin has 2 compliment da beat though

Moi: Oh

Bro: Yep

Moi: Like who's rappin doesn't compliment the beat?


Bro: Idk, pretty much niggaz music is ridin music..Jeezy n wayne n stuff..Wiz khalifa n wale n stuff isn’t..Its like vibin music

Moi: Why is the difference between riding music and vibing music?

Bro: Well wiz is kinda ridin music....he has sum hot stuff

Moi: Why can't vibin music be ridin music?

Bro: 2 many questions.. It can dependin on wut kinda mood ur in.. vibin is when ur chillin... laid back... n gucci n stuff is when im hyper or on the way to the club or somethin

Moi: Ohhhh… well you were NOT helpful… but thanks :)

Apparently this whole “riding music” and “vibin music” can’t be summed up in one interview, but I kind of get the point…Now I’ve seen a lot of niggas justify their liking of coon rap by stating “the beat is hot” and I hateeeeee that explanation it’s such a cop out… I like a nicely produced track as much as the next booty shaking skank skeez… but I do not think it’s appropriate to justify the niggadry of coon rap because of how amazing the beat is.

Don’t get me wrong… I occasionally go to the club (even though those that know me know it’s not really my scene) and I LOVEEEE to dance… and I’ll admit that I don’t necessarily wanna “get it” to A Tribe Called Quest’s Scenario.. But there has to be a happy medium… I am the female that will sit down when Every Girl comes on (think I’m lying? I definitely did last weekend at Club Exo in the Lou) and I find that songs like that are the ones blasting out of the speakers on the club scene which is why I’m so put off by it… We need to demand more from artists… (more importantly, the man, the industry, etc.) while I know people look to music as a form of entertainment I truly believe that you can be entertained without being intellectually belitted. Then there are the people that think listening to Gucci makes you more hood or whatev… But I guarantee at least 90% of the people can’t relate to any of the things that Gucci is talking about in his songs (my lil bro being one of them… He is a 20 year old that does not drink or do drugs)… And for those people…What’s his appeal? I’m still clueless… But lets not forget about the people that can relate to Mr. Mane… they are the ones using his music as a crutch that helps validate their lifestyle, which keeps them in the same spot… At the bottom… still dreaming of the lifestyle that Gucci keeps sellin… ‘and the white man gets paid offa all of dat’ © Yeezy. But hey, shoutout to MTV for making Gucci Mane #6 on the hottest MC’s in the game list.. For serious? GARBAGE. We need a change people… But what is the first step in making this change? My opinion (though it means nothing) is that people need to get past their primitive thinking pattern by no longer justifying your support of coon rap because “the beats hot” and admit to yourself that you deserve better.

MOVIE MONDAY!!

Well... it's that time of the month... for this month's installment of MID MONTH MOVIE MONDAY we have....


This movie is great... Loosely based on the lives of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Antonio Salieri. It involves drama, jealousy, betrayal, debauchery, suspense... AND great music! It's a WIN and that's all there is to it. Don't think you'll be able to relate? I'll put it in modern times for you... Antonio Salieri is to Mozart... What Kia Shine is to Drake... lol

I like being a mess. It's who I am. (c) Ally McBeal



After YEARS of waiting (and contemplating getting an international DVD player), Ally McBeal has been released on DVD in the US today. You can get the entire first season for $39.98 or the entire series for $199.98. I LOVED this show when I was younger... The unisex bathroom, the Fishisms, it was so quirky... and the musical guests were incredible! A lot of people we have lost over the past few years had some amazing performances on this show. Also, how could you NOT love a young Robert Downey Jr.? *swoons*

Books are the quietest & most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, & the most patient of teachers (c) C. Elliot

This is what I'm currently reading... It makes my trips on the "El" so much more enjoyable :)

Some of the lists are...

...16 Movies banned in the US

...33 Names of Defense Department Internal Investigations

...21 Natural Aphrodisiacs

...34 CIA Cryptonyms

...111 People that are the subjects of FBI files

...9 Things that will disqualify you from employment with the FBI

...13 Innocent people that went to prison

...36 Corporations that ripped off the US Government

...10 CIA front companies



You know you wanna know... ;-)

You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people... (c) Chuck Klosterman

Now, it's between hipsters and retards. I mean, either that guy in the corner in orange safety pants holding a protest sign and wearing a top hat is mentally disabled or he is the coolest fucking guy you will ever know.

If you haven't read a Chuck Klosterman novel then SET YOUR GAME UP! I recommend that you start with Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs it's HILARIOUS...




I live in Wicker Park so I hear about hipsters day in and day out... I'm kind of on the outskirts of the "scene" so I am not really overwhelmed by hipsterness... Besides, there is a corner store, IHOP, beauty supply store, comic book store, kicks store, movie theater, AND a hood food spot all within walkin distance... Clearly I get the best of BOTH worlds... a fusion between the arts and the hood... kinda like yours truly :)


This article is old but I laugh everytime I read it... Enjoy, if you haven't read it already :)