GET FAMILIAR!!!

Aubrey Drake Graham also known as Jimmy from Degrassi has been causing quite a stir... I must admit that I assumed he was going to be one of these MJ's (with baseball) or Shaq's (with anything that is NOT BASKETBALL*) and was trying to dab into things that he has no business... But that is not the case, this dude actually has genuine talent as a rapper, singer, and an actor... His newest mixtape SO FAR GONE is supposed to be coming soon, so be sure to check it out... Here's the artwork so far



for those that don't know it's based off of a monumental cover of the magazine The Economist

Stay up to date on Drizzy's mixtape progress at his blog: octobersveryown.blogspot.com









*please refer to the film KAZAAM...

You're my disease....? (c) Justin Timberlake

Ok, so I don't know how many other people are perturbed by this but I figured misery loves company, so I'll bring it to your attention if you missed it because it has been driving me crazy.

'It's like I checked into rehab/you're my disease.'


Rihanna's song Rehab... Do you go to Rehab for disease's or is this a new thing? I don't think there's a rehab for Syphilis, you just go to the doctor for that homey. What bothers me the most is that the word disease wasn't even trying to fulfill a rhyming requirement. They could have easily put some line that was actually relevant... Addiction? SOMETHING. You would think Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, or Hannon Lane would have caught such an error, after all it did take THREE of you to write this uber average song. Just wack.

SONG OF THE WEEK!!!!



Song Title: Electric Relaxation
Artist: A Tribe Called Quest
An oldie but definitely a goodie, a 'raunchy' song of sorts but it's just so dag on smooth that you can't help but vibe out... Despite the debauchery. I LOVEEEEE this song, even though I was only 8 when it came out :-p

HurtMEEZYSoul@gmail.com awaits your song suggestions! :)

You marry a role and/you give up your soul/til it breaks down (c) Something Corporate

So I've been seeing a lot of this with the males in my immediate circle, and some that are not so I couldn't help but touch on it. Recently a lot of men with girlfriends have been hitting on me, which has been making me very pessimistic about relationships, but I digress. I am often described as the 'cool girl.' The antithetical high maintenance, materialistic, stupid, 'extra regular' (c) R. Penn II girl that seems to be getting all the play nowadays... And what I realized is that... These dudes in my immediate circle that keep propositioning me are just GREEDY. They want their skank skeeza, and the girl they can talk to about what's going on the NBA, and I am NOT being that outlet any longer! Lol. After talking to a friend, I realized that these dudes are just settling, they couldn't find what they were looking for in one person, so to avoid being lonely they just take what they can get. Which leads me to this blog....
Contentment vs. Compatibility

I mean I personally know the importance of compatibility when looking for a significant other but a few of my male friends seem to be willing to give in to the idea of being content in lieu of being compatible with a person.... (I blame it on the fact that it's getting cold, people wanting to cuddle up... 'hibernate' if you will... Hey, it explains why most people are born in the Autumn months), but don't they realize that this in turn only hurts them in the long run. I mean the 'crush/infatuation' phase only lasts so long until you realize hey this girl is sexy, but I hate hearing her talk because I am not remotely interested in anything she is interested in. We have NOTHING in common.'

That was just one example...another example of being content is when you have been in a relationship with a girl and figure 'I've been through the fire' (c) Chaka Khan (and no that was not an STD reference) with this broad, I love her, she loves me... That's all we need right? HELL TO THA NAW, because the more time you spend with her, the more you realize that she is not a good compliment to your pomp (swag would go here but I'm sooooo tired of that played out word, so I'm going with 'pomp,' yes pomp as in; grandeur, splendor, array... DON'T JUDGE ME). It's nothing that this girl did, in fact she has never been anything but marvelous too me, she just doesn't do it for me anymore...but I'll just stay with her because inevitably I'm just going to go through this with another chic anyway... And I've already got time invested in this one so, 'I'm gon stick wit u' (c) Pussycat Dolls.

This is being content fella's and it's a BAAADDDDDDD idea. Why do you ask? Because no matter how long you 'stick it out' the fact that you are in the 'content stage' is eventually gonna come out whenever you happen to come across that person you may in fact be compatible with. This in turn is going to make you resentful of this girl that you've been dealing with that you knew wasn't up to par, but you were too big of a sissy to admit it to yourself, and her.

Patience is key when looking for compatibility. Now don't get me wrong I understand that we live in a microwave society and we want things now... So around the winter time I'm not mad at cha if you get in a few After 9/content based relationships. But in the end what is wrong with you that you can't be alone for a lil minute and enjoy the company of oneself? (mixed in with a few one night stands.) However this is where the problem lies.... such situations can have you stuck in that predicament for the long haul. My advice (though it means nothing)? Listen to the e-harmony ads, and 'find out what it's like to be matched based on true compatibility.' *cough, cough* weak niggas *cough, cough*

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!


It seems as though these last couple weeks 'IWP' has had something to do with politics, and ironically this week is no exception.


"I don't care whether you tape me privately or publicly. I can tell you that whatever I say is always lawful." -Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich

Well that certainly isn't the case Mr. Blagojevich because you clearly got caught saying some pretty unlawful things in regards to selling Obama's seat in the Senate.

But hey... I'm thinking that the political pundits may have misunderstood Blagojevich. He is just coming up with new ways to bolster the economy.


Click Here to learn more about what lead up to this 'IWP's' arrest

You crazy for this one Mahmoud (c) Andy Samberg

Random Convo between Bia and Bia for your enjoyment...

Bia: That was the funniest sh*t I have seen in a long time... second only to prop 8 the musical starring jack black as jesus.
Me: Wasn't is great?! Jack Black was so convincing as our Lord and savior... My alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS...
Bia: i checked my phone and saw you rang and jizzed in my pants. so f*cking genius
Me: Andy Samberg needs to impregnate me. In fact I'm going to start collecting his used pants on ebay on the off chance that there is a semen sample in it, cause I can't wait for romance.
Bia: that was beautifully poetic. i in fac am stealing that quote and claimin it as my own
Me: I was lookin for Michael Phelps sperm on ebay. I was even planning a water birth (after discussing this with my friends E-Wally and Chairbear)... keepin the child in its familiar element. It'll come out swimmin and collecting gold medals. We all decided on the name Phelps Phelps so their is no question of paternity.
Bia: hahaha you all are such geniuses for planning this ornate ordeal and training your child from birth. when nature and nurture come together you will have a god child
Bia: as a matter of fact i am going to pray to phelps phelps
Me: You should... Behold the second coming
Bia: praise white god and his white son phelps phelps

What ever happened to important things in movies... Like, a PLOT (c) Aaron McGruder



*Insert shameless plug here* From the creators of The Boondocks...Check out The Super Rumble Mix Show on Youtube! This will have to fill the void of the Boondocks for now. The clips are great... Here's one I enjoyed (sorry to any Tyler Perry fans *cough, cough* my roommates that I may have offended) lol.

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!!



JIM MARTIN

Where as Mr. Martin did lose the election to Republican incumbent Saxby Chambliss yesterday.... This is NOT why he is granted the 'IWP' title. Sure, we all knew what Jim was trying to do by getting the likes of T.I, Jeezy, and Ludacris to speak on his behalf but... BABY steps Mr. Martin BABY steps. The white democratic population of Georgia are the ones awarding Mr. Martin with this award today. You see, in their eyes it is Jim's overly progressive ways that cost him this election. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the fact that he was attempting to gain more of the black vote by attempting to bridge the gap between politics and the hip hop influence, HOWEVER you have to find a way of doing so WITHOUT alienating the white vote... White folk tend to not so much value the opinion of those with singles in rotation with lyrics such as; 'If I take one more drink/I'm gon end up f*&king you' (c) Luda... I'm down for change... As is the world currently, but you gotta ease people into it... This move was too drastic... Especially for those in the extremely conservative state that is Georgia... Sorry homie.

SONG OF THE WEEK!!

WEEK 5. Send me song suggestions... HurtMEEZYSoul@gmail.com





Artist: Incubus
Song Title: Dig
First of All Chris Kilmore you amazing turntablist God you... Teach me the ways of the turntable oh noble sensei. Anyway, I love this song because it's about friendship and surrounding yourself with people that keep you grounded. As my friend so eloquently reminds me on a daily basis 'I knew you when you were ugly!' (c) Bia. Gotta keep people like that in your fav 5... cause arrogance is lame, and the groupies only love ya when you're on top ;-)




Fav lyric of the song: so when weakness turns my ego up/I know you'll count on the me from yesterday/if I turn into another/dig me up from under what is covering/the better part of me/sing this song/remind me that we'll always have each other/when everything else is gone.

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!!


Welcome to the first installment of 'Irresponsible White Person Wednesday' in this segment opener we haveeee...


Mark Fuhrman


'Yeah we work with niggers and gangs. You can take one of these niggers, drag 'em into the alley and beat the sh*t out of them and kick them. You can see them twitch. It really relieves your tension... we had them begging that they'd never be gang members again, begging us. I would tell them, you do what you're told, understand, nigger?' (c) Mr. Fuhrman.


For those of you that aren't familiar with Mr. Fuhrman, he is an ex LAPD detective that worked on the OJ trial. He is credited with being the one who found OJ's bloody glove. He was later charged with committing perjury when he testified about finding said glove. To this day Mr. Fuhrman is the only person related to the OJ case that got convicted of criminal charges.
How did he go down you ask? One word... nigger. The defense proved that Mr. Fuhrman's past racially charged remarks made him susceptible to doing stupid things such as planting evidence. So today we salute you Mr. Fuhrman for proving that there are in fact niggers in ALL races... MORON.

Fresh... YES HE IS! (c) Mr. Fiasco





In honor of Mr. Thom Browne acquiring the title of GQ's Designer of the Year I decided to post Mr. Browne's 10 Guidelines for dressing like a gentleman... Take notes fellas! ENJOY!






1. I don’t understand why everybody thinks that dressing casually is so much more comfortable. I’m as comfortable in a suit as I am in anything else.


2. Good champagne—good, not expensive—has been my cocktail of choice for as long as I can remember. I like them all—Bollinger, Taittinger, and others. I also collect champagne coupes; I have more than 10. They’re one of the few things that I collect.


3. Chariots of Fire, Death in Venice, North by Northwest, and The Thomas Crown Affair are some of my favorite films—and they’re all particularly inspiring for menswear. I watch movies all the time but I don’t like to go to the theater. It’s just too much.


4. Guys shouldn’t spend a lot of money on a haircut. I go to Chelsea Barbers in New York, where I pay about $30. The price went up, but I’m very loyal to the woman there.


5. It’s sad that the cell phone is replacing the watch as a time-telling device. I wear a vintage watch that’s really skinny.


6. When it comes to shoes, you don’t really need more than a few pairs of wing tips or oxfords. They’re classics. And I wear only black shoes in the city. Brown ones are for the country.


7. Men don’t know enough about being courteous toward women. You should get into a cab before a woman so she doesn’t have to slide across the seat. And you should always go first into a revolving door so she doesn’t have to push—unless it’s moving, then let her go first.


8. Seersucker and khaki suits are the key to looking put-together in the summer. I also wear shorts year-round. And I would never say never, but I don’t wear sandals. With shorts, it’s wing tips and tennis socks.


9. I like menswear from the late fifties and early sixties. It’s the uniformity and the lack of choice from that era that I respond to. It’s also the last time that there was such a distinct American style. Now it’s all jumbled up and homogenized.



10. I love white linen sheets, but they need to be ironed, so that limits my use of them. Otherwise, I like really good, starched white cotton sheets. They have to be white.