Marty, you have to wear the boots. You can't wear those futuristic things back in 1885. You shouldn't even be wearing them here in 1955. (c) Doc

You get your Nike Mags?  Lol.  I DVR-ed this Michael J. Fox interview on Letterman about them and finally got a chance to watch it.  If you aren’t familiar, the bid for 150 pairs of the infamous Back to the Future 2 gems started on September 8th at 11:30pm.  For 10 days 150 pairs will be listed on ebay.  I have seen some CRAZY bids… Check some out for yourself HERE.  Oh, and btw, 100% of the proceeds go to the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research.  Check out the Letterman interview below.   

PS I regret to inform you all that no power laces are included…  But the laces do light up! Perhaps in 2015 we will be so lucky :)

Its Been A While... (c) Staind

Big things in the works guys! I promise I didn’t keep you waiting this long for no reason. I’m sooooo excited about the new things in progress for HurtMEEZYSoul and I can’t wait to share them with you all! :) Stay tuned….

Check me out at http://blog.twiggiemeister.com/ :)

“Fashion for Mia, has always been about expressing who she is without using words.”

Mia Patrice Mayfield is one of those rare women who are equally as comfortable in a pair of retro Jordan 11 “Space Jams” as she is in her Christian Louboutin “Very Prive” peek toe platforms.

Stylish and self-aware, 5 foot Mia has a developed a “laissez faire” style of elegance. Her nonchalant approach to style, seamlessly pairing daringly high stilettos with casual blouses and completing the look with unique accessories serve as evidence.

Fashion for Mia, has always been about expressing who she is without using words. A leader in all things, Mia is always at the forefront of the newest trends and evidence of that can be seen in her accomplishments as an intern with Chicago’s Sir and Madame lifestyle boutique.

Mia is currently caught in the middle of a love triangle between her first loves, music and art, and her pursuit of her intellectual property law degree at Northwestern Law School.

 

You used to laugh/Now you get mad....DAMN. (c) Musiq

A friend of mine posed a question that I was encouraged to answer.  He is known to be very blunt and had noticed that ladies that used to nonchalantly disregard and even sometimes laugh at his aggressive advances were now getting pissed off.  So, he asked me why could this be.  First, I will explain the two scenarios…

First Scenario…

Brandon: What are you wearing?
Girl: That is getting old.
Brandon: Well fine, show me ya titties then.

Second Scenario… Different girl.

Brandon:  Mia, lets say hypothetically you’re a dark skinned chick and a nigga drunk dials you and says he’ll lick your pussy light-skinned.  Are u mad at him now?
Mia: Did you say that to someone B?
Brandon: Lets say hypothetically that I did…
Mia: I mean if that’s the type of witty banter she’s used to getting from you then I dunno why she would get mad…
Brandon: Yeah and i dont feel like i should have to apologize cause i already beat
and u know me
thats the type of shit im liable to say
and she know that
Mia: Yeah, well I don’t see what the problem is.

However, I decided to give Brandon a little insight into the female psyche.  Though I feel my friendship with him has jaded me slightly, I still am kind of in touch with my feminine side lol.  I told him that what it boils down to is that although women do like to feel that you are attracted to them sexually… (Any woman that says that they don’t want to be and feel sexy is lying)… At the end of the day they also want to feel like their sex appeal isn’t all that they have to offer.  I told him to switch it up.  Though I know to him and most the allure of the vajajay begins to fade once you’ve “smanged…"  My advice to him would be to still request titty pics, but every now and then ask a hoe how her day is… and pretend that you actually give a f*ck… Pretending goes a long way with the ladies… it’ll get you what you want and at the end of the day…She gets what she wants as well.  No matter how superficial your intentions are.  However, if you don’t want your titty pic taker to catch feelings then I suggest you keep talking to her like you normally would.  No sense in playing the game and exuding that extra effort when you have no intentions of the heff being any more that an tit pic sender. 

Salutations.
-Mizzle

“When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And for a while, I believed, that’s the kind of love I had.”
— Ace Rothstein in the movie Casino (1995).

@BlackGuyAtWork-isms Lol

So I think my male friends tend to forget that I'm a girl at times and therefore neglect to censor themselves. I appreciate this because I feel like I can ask them anything and I tend to learn a lot during these conversations. The convo below is one of those instances.
me:How often do you watch porn?
@BlackGuyAtWork:ehh, not very often
i look at pics of past broads more often than i watch videos though
me:My one friend's husband was addicted to porn lol
I'm just trying to figure out how much porn warrants an addiction
@BlackGuyAtWork:yeah i dont get that
specially when its a perfectly good pussy available
me:lol. Yeah, he was married so it was available I guess you could say
@BlackGuyAtWork:was?
me:oh
they're not anymore
@BlackGuyAtWork:that sucks
she not cute?
maybe he aint wanna be fuckin here
could be she just has a wack vag
me:Yeah she's cute
@BlackGuyAtWork:but whats worse, being addicted to porn or cheating
me:cheating I guess
@BlackGuyAtWork:well at least he wasnt doin that then
me:why would he marry someone with wack pussy though?
@BlackGuyAtWork:love
it aint all bout sex
me:but men do that?
@BlackGuyAtWork:i dont know
dont know this nigga
but i imagine if women do men do as well
me:Would you marry a woman that had wack pussy for love?
@BlackGuyAtWork:if its bitch ass bitches, its bitch ass niggas
me:I thought only women were capable of sacrificing good sex for the sake of love
@BlackGuyAtWork:and no i woulndt marry a chick with wack pussy, but less than amazing, ok
sure
me:gotcha
@BlackGuyAtWork:like i dont expect the chick i marry to have the best pussy i ever had
and the chicks with the best pussy usually dumb or nasty
me:lol
@BlackGuyAtWork:or pudgy
me:hahahaha
@BlackGuyAtWork:them big bitches got work
me:Goodbye.
@BlackGuyAtWork:something bout fat girls..they look at dick like its food
like its a last meal or something
swallow everything
just want u to beat it
and u can fuck em as hard as u want...shit dont hurt them
lil girls be all soft bout it
me:I can't breathe
@BlackGuyAtWork:want u to slow down and kiss em and shit
fuck that
big bitch like go head and BEAT this pussy
it can handle it
@BlackGuyAtWorkso yeah
me:How long can you go without sex again? I forgot what you said
@BlackGuyAtWork:week or two
after that i start getting thirsty
me:then why the hell are you in a long distance relationship?
@BlackGuyAtWork:haha
i know it doesnt make sense
but i think in relationships
some infidelity is expected
and im not cheating cause i dont like her...i just bust a nut on occasion
we discussed this
no different from masturbation
me:yeah I remember
lol
so that works both ways right?
@BlackGuyAtWork:of course not
because girls dont need sex as much
me:blah
@BlackGuyAtWork:its like alcohol tolerance
me:I disagree
@BlackGuyAtWork:like men can drink more
and it takes more to get the same effect
and ur lil buzz will last all nite off one drink while itll take me 3 to get where u at
its like that
like girls are always going months without dick
no problem
thats not a guy thing
at all
me:but if you did go months without pussy what would happen?
You'd be crabby?
@BlackGuyAtWork:i dont know
ive never really gone more than a month without pussy
me:gotcha
how many times have you had sex and you haven't came? Like does that happen often?
@BlackGuyAtWork:naw
i always come
i think thats a girl issue
yeah, see, and i get a nut off when i fuck everytime
so im gonna fuck every chance i get
@BlackGuyAtWork:but pussy is just as important as sunshine
it keeps things movin
keeps niggas ambitious
shit
making money
reading books
pussy is the life force of the universe
me:but you said back when you were a virgin you were more focused, attentive in class, respectful of women
@BlackGuyAtWork:yeah but i mean that was so long ago. i remember saying that because i remember talking about you getting into harvard law. but thats the virgin thing. since you didn't have sex you were all attentive and shit. i dun had sex already. i can't go back to that level of productivity. so i rely on pussy to keep me productive
@BlackGuyAtWork:id never tell my girl that though
part of being a good boyfriend and being in a relationship is keeping up the illusion
ur girl wants to believe that her vagina is the only vagina u want
me:true
do guys want to believe their peen is the only peen their girl wants?
@BlackGuyAtWork:of course
me:ok
@BlackGuyAtWork:thats part of being a good girl
making me believe that i have the best, biggest most satisfying penis u ever had
me:but my vagina will never be the only one any guy will want ever?
:(
@BlackGuyAtWork:no some guy will
like i think in the end ill be very satisfied with one girls vag, but that doesnt mean i wouldnt wanna sample someone else on occasion
me:ok
but why would you want to if you're already satisfied?
@BlackGuyAtWork:but for the most part u happy
@BlackGuyAtWork:i mean its like we married right, but ima still wanna fuck beyonce
i may not get to
but the desire still there
thats all
me:oooh ok
I get it
@BlackGuyAtWork:yeah
me:well as long as there's hope for me and my vag I feel better
@BlackGuyAtWork:yeah its all good
A mess right? You're welcome. Lol

“I guess I’m officially old now. You know how I can tell? I got no birthday cake or presents… Lol”

When you meet a stranger, look at his shoes. Keep your money in your shoes. (c) Michael Stipe

With the ever growing popularity of the “sneakerhead” nowadays I find comfort in those that just genuinely love kicks… No title or hype necessary.  My friend Paul is one of those people… Paul is in grad school for graphic arts… and a devout sneaker lover.  We often hit each other up to discuss what’s going on in the sneaker world and what we’re thinking about purchasing next.  Today he shared his project with me and I’d be abreast not to let you guys see it as well….  It’s a book he designed entitled “Underneath The Sneaker Box.”  I’m so proud of him! Check out the pics below… Get some more info HERE… Or follow him on twitter and let him know what you think!  Congrats Paul :)

My friends are disrespectful. Smh.

Yonzy:Mia! #HeauxsOnMyDick
Me:Blah
Yonzy:Meh.
Me::-p don't mock me! Lol
Yonzy:Someone must not be feeling too hot.
Period?
Me:No nigga
Yonzy:You can tell me.
Me:Hahahaha. Shut up! Aunt Flo is not currently paying me a visit.
Yonzy:Oh.
Yonzy:We know how you get.
Crabby.
Wabby.
Mia.
CWM
#CWM
Me:I hate you.
Yonzy:Love you too.
Love you just like I love 9th remix "Not Enough" remix.
Me:You know how I love when you describe your love for me by referencing a song... Music is my main bish... Now that's a lot of love!
lol
Yonzy:Hell yea, I like it more than the original song.
Yonzy is one of my fav music geeks... He makes me feel less alone in the world lol :-p

Back to the start (c) Lily Allen

I GOT MAIL!!!  Those that know me know that receiving mail absolutely makes my day…  :) But anyway… So in December a friend of mine had the luxury of spending 3+ weeks touring Ghana and Egypt with around 30 or so of his family members.  Jealous much?  I sure am!  Any who…  Here are some pics of a painting that he brought me back on canvas… and a bracelet.  These are easily some of the best gifts that I have ever received!  :)