brandon:who u goin on a date with
me:myself smh
brandon:whore dont u have a bf?
and u gone give the pussy to another bitch?
trife
thats why im single
so where this hoe taking you?
me:Haha it's me! How is that not acceptable? I'm taking myself to this steak place I've been wanting to go to
brandon:sounds good
thats nice
brandon:im jealous, u got a good chick
taking u to steak houses and stuff
sounds like a sweet date
me:smh. You need help.