With friends like these who needs to believe in love? Smh. Clearly having friends like Brandon will have me jaded for life! Lol
Brandon:u gotta show me how to realy play my piano
me:you say this all the time
Brandon:and u never do
whos a shitty friend
me:because you're in DC
can't help you
Brandon:u was all like i skype this guy here and show him
me:but that's not effective
me:I show him how I made the piano riffs for his beats
Brandon:uh huh
u dont do nothign for me is all im saying
me:well I will when you move
Brandon:well i know u will then...
you dont try to assist at all now though
we gotta make inroads now
me:I do, I sent you links and stuff
Brandon:links to what?
me:wutev, it'll give you more incentive to move
for tips on how to learn and stuff
Brandon:haha, u aint shit mia
me:I'm aware.
me:but you still love me
lol
Brandon:whatever
like...id do better for u
u asked me to write something...i did
me:wutev
Brandon:buts its cool cause u right..i aint gone stop dealing wit u...i like u dare i say love u too much at this point
i aint got no leverage
me:I'd told you a mill times I'd give you skype lessons
Brandon:un huh, well anyway, new subject
Brandon:so, i think im more open to being remarried
i feel like if i look at shorty as a first wife, then its not as much pressure to make sure she perfect now
u know ..i just need her to be close enough
and then as we grow she can improve
and if she dont
i look for wife #2
basically...long term dating with a tax benefit
obviously, im going to need u to draft a couple pre-nups for me
me:ugh, I don't even feel like entertaining this convo right now
fine
as long as you pay me lol
Brandon:love and hugs
all day boo
muah
me:nah bro, that ain't gon work... You're wanting me to draft up a doc because you're actively planning on your marriage not being definite when you know I'm a sucker for love. You'd have to pay me handsomely for that.
Brandon:mia i ever tell u id marry u
u keep me entertained
me:you have shared this with me
Brandon:oh i have
dont do that
u always play dumb
me:lol
you have!
It would never work because you're not affectionate and you'd cheat on me lol
we've discussed this
Brandon:thats not true
id be right
i dont cheat on everyone
me:uh huh
Brandon:whatever
i dont
and i hug u
i was thinking last nite as i was watching barack do his thing and be great and all that
....i really would love to see mias vagina
i have to figure out a way to see it soon
me:Barack and my vagina should not be in the same plane of thought. But ok. Not gonna happen
Brandon:greatness mia
greatness
me:goodbye.
I'm sure this is Brandon's idea of romance lol.