Ya boy Conan doesn't have a show anymore (c) Carol Ann

My Mom loves to rub in my face the fact that Jay Leno is still on the air and Conan is not... I dunno why she's so into his show... Maybe she's intrigued by the excessive number of denim button downs that he owns... I'll never know... Anyway, CONAN IS GOING ON TOUR!! I am so excited! Be sure to get your tics soon... I was going to get meet and greet passes... but unfortunately I don't have $695 to spend, and even if I did... I wouldn't... That price is pure BLASPHEMY!