Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you? (c) Vicki Vale

...It's not exactly a normal world, is it? (c) Batman

My homie Bruce has been gettin lots of love in these streets (yes he is named after Bruce Wayne... He is an ice BAT people... DON'T JUDGE ME!!!) So I decided to share with the world (the TWO readers of this blog lol)how you can attain one for yourself. I got my buddy Bruce from the comic book store Laughing Ogre *shout out to my fav employee Jeff* in Columbus, Ohio ions ago and I'm positive that they still sell ugly dolls there... But if you aren't in cbus your best bet is to head over to "The Ugly Shop" and cop one... I fell in love with these dolls as soon as I spotted them. I am a fan of things that aren't "conventionally" beautiful so I was immediately drawn to these supposedly "ugly" dolls (they're adorable aren't they?) If you happen to stop by the comic book store and see Jeff, tell him Mia says hello! :)

*When I was in Chicago a bus driver stopped me and asked if Bruce was the doll Obama's daughter was wearing on her bookbag. I had no idea what she was talking about... But thanks to google I found out that Obama's daughter was in fact sportin an ugly doll on her backpack... but NOT Bruce :-p