SONG OF THE WEEK!

Artist: Blu

Song Title: The Only Way

*THROWBACK POST* Shawty said the negreaux that she wit aint s^&t (c) Lil Wayne

So, I know a person who was debating on whether or not she should make the line ‘shawty said the nigga that she wit ain’t ish’ in that Lil Wayne Lollipop song the ring tone for her….<—— jury’s still out on his title, but I guess I’ll just go with 'significant other’ for the sake of this story. Which is in fact what prompted me to write this rant/blog. I was baffled… If you KNOW the nigga ain’t ish… like you are aware enough to make the part of the song detailing the ain’t ish nigga the ring tone for the nigga that you are with… then what does that make you? I’m gonna break it down middle school math style for you (so what, I was a mathlete, don’t judge… I used to rep my set hard son whaaa whaaaa).


By the Transitive Property…
a=b
b=c
THEN
a=c

so if a= you, b= nigga, and c=ish

you=nigga (since you’re with him)
nigga=ish
you=ish

I mean I can only empathize so much. Now don’t get me wrong, I know their are several women out there that genuinely don’t know that they are devoted to ain’t ish niggas… and I am sympathetic to those of you out there that are in that situation. HOWEVER, to the girls (not women) out there that are well aware that they are with an ain’t ish nigga, 'You need to start taking responsibility for your miserable life’ © Katt Williams. If you know that the nigga is a no good, ain’t worth nuffin sack of ish and you’re STILL with him… 'She don’t love herself’ © Brenda. Yup, Brenda from Scary Movie said it best and this is what everyone is gonna be thinking when they see your weak @$$ with that obviously 'wiggedy wiggedy wack’ © Kriss Kross ain’t ish nigga. So have some respect for yourself… No seriously, FIND SOME ASAP… because if you did respect yourself clearly you wouldn’t be wasting your time or energy on an individual who you blatantly know isn’t worth it. Just ask yourself this simple question…. Why fight this battle when you gain absolutely NOTHING from winning it?

To all my niggas: a little FYI

FYI: If you’ve been f*cking her more than twice a week, for a period of 3 months or more, she’s NOT your f*ckbuddy. That’s your GIRLFRIEND, nigga.

And contrary to the wisdom of Calvin Broadus….you DO luhhhh that ho.

And I know she may have told you in the beginning that she was ‘cool’ with just a f*ckbuddy relationship…..but guess what…..SHE LIIIIIIIIED TO YOU © Mark Morrison.

But truthfully, its no more than the lying you did to yourself, my nigga.

-YOU were the one who told her, 'we’re just f*cking,’ but steadily took her to the movies and Applebees erry Friday and sh*t.

-YOU were the one who told her, 'we’re just f*cking,’ but instead of bouncing after you hit, you decided to lay there and snuggle with a grilled cheese sandwich and watch Adult Swim with her nose all burrowed in your chest and sh*t.

-YOU were the one who told her, 'we’re just f*cking,’ but instead of getting missing during the holidays (like a REAL f*ckbuddy), you decided to buy her that Target Gift Card and sh*t. (Yeah, nigga, I know it was only a $10 gift card, but you should know by now……IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS…..and just the fact that you were thinking about her @$$ during the holidays is enough to make her get a subscription to Modern Bride and sh*t).

So when the tables turn, and shit goes awry, and she flips out on your @$$: you have nobody to blame but yourself, my nigga.

You luhhh that ho……so why should it be surprising that the ho loves you back?

Per Shauna’s request… A lil reminder as the holiday season is vastly approaching :) … Special shoutout to Phontigallo!

“The truth….You are what every woman thinks they are… and what every man doesn’t know they want.”
— © Anonymous… Wowzers… Can you say flattered??!?!