Back In The Saddle (c) Aerosmith

 brandon:  u need to pass ur vagina to someone who is gonna use it
 me:  I use mine!
 brandon:  nott properly
 not if u was gone wear them out
 id see u and be like o…eww
 id prolly still fuck
 brandon:  but i wouldnt take u seriously
 me:  I think they’re kinda cute!
 brandon:  no they ugly
 thats like them lil pug dogs
 they ugly but ppl stay trying to make them cute
 that thing ugly

Apparently everyone is NOT a fan of my fashion sense… haha

July 20, 2012.

The Dark Knight Rises… Can Christopher Nolan do it again?  My calendar is indeed marked… :)

Possible villains:

Deacon Blackfire
Hugo Strange
Bane
Black Mask
Harvey Bullock
Hush
DEADSHOT


The Dark Knight’s possible love interests:

Naomi Watts
Keira Knightley
Anne Hathaway
Blake Lively
Rachel Weisz
Natalie Portman

Where is it filming?
New Orleans

There are also rumors that Detective Sarah Essen and Julie Madison are going to be characters in the film as well…

That’s pretty much all I know as of now… Oh, yeah… Tom Hardy (the actor who played the role of Eames in Inception) is in the film according to imdb.com… but no one knows who he is going to play… I’m gonna guess that he’s gonna be Hugo Strange… Eh, it’s a long shot but we’ll see I suppose…The anticipation is KILLING ME!

14 Facts that any fan SHOULD already know about The Dark Knight Rises

1. Two Face is dead. The fall killed him. And even if that fall didn’t, his refusal of medication and the period of time for which is burns were vulnerable would have killed him from infection. The body can only handle so much shock.

2. The Joker is alive. Nolan has said that he won’t use the Joker, but the fact remains that he is alive. I would venture to say that like the Batman imposter’s, this will lead to some “Joker “ imposter’s, perhaps in the form of some cameo’s for other characters like The Ventriloquist or Mad Hatter

3. Salvatore Maroni (and his driver and body guard), Det. Wuertz, The Chechen, Gambol (and two of his thugs) are dead, and Carmine Falcone is still locked up in Arkham, perhaps with Scarecrow. Gordon said 5 were dead at the end of TDK, that includes 3 in Maroni’s car, Wuertz, and maybe it was supposed to be Ramirez, but that’s neither here nor there. The point is that Maroni died in the car wreck, based off of the text. There is no clear head of the crime syndicate.

4. EVERY mobster that Harvey Dent locked up, outside of the big players, is still in jail. They couldn’t have made bail as commented by Dent, and many of them if not all of them were on the ferry in TDK. Batman and Gordon lied about the killings to keep these men locked up, and there is no reason to believe that they are not still locked up.

5. The mob’s money was burnt to a crisp by the Joker. This might be debatable, but at minimum, we know that Joker burnt half of the Mob’s money. I’m going to venture to say that he ended up burning all of it, when he took over the Chechen’s men and killed him. Guess what, illegally laundered money isn’t insured like the rest of ours is at a bank. The mob has no money.

6. The Narrows is still lost, and nut cases are still running around. Nothing new was ever mentioned about them in TDK, so I assume this is still true. Once again, this could help play into fun cameos like I mentioned in #2

7. Wayne Manor is under construction. As of TDK it was, hopefully we can see a Christopher Nolan fully functional and realized Bat Cave.

8. Mr. Earle is a rich man with motive to ruin Bruce Wayne. Just a thought to ponder.

9. There will need to be a new DA of Gotham City, as both Harvey and the ADA, Rachel, were killed.

10. With Wuertz dead, and Ramirez almost certainly under investigation or in jail, they will need a new head of the MCU Batman Manhunt.

11. Apparently there are no more money launderers in Gotham, as indicated by Lau.

12. At this point, the GPD’s biggest mission is finding Batman. No major mob threat, maybe some nut jobs pulling shenanigans, but Batman is priority number 1. How will Gordon and Batman handle this?

13. This is a question. What actually happened to Lau? Die in the fire? Get out and get to Hong Kong? I don’t know, but it will have to have an impact on the next film.

14. Kyle Reese is not the Riddler.

Now you know it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t post some cool custom The Dark Knight inspired kicks that I found :)

Jurassic 5 - Thin Line…You know you can relate… This song gives me an EARGASM! © Big Boi

And now for your daily dose of entertaining ignorance...

Ask A Thug… Everything You Want To Know About Life

Question: How do you know if you’re the main girl or just another side girl?

If a n!gg@ doing it right then you shouldn’t know. But that’s a full time job trying to keep more than one girl happy and give them “girlfriend” time. My man Chase is the master of that shit, he got 4 joints in his life for the past 10 yrs that all think they his main squeeze. I tried that shit for 3 months and it wore me the fuck out, seeing the same movie twice, coming up wit all type of wild stories so I can leave in order to go see the next joint, tryin not to bring up nothing sexy so the one I’m wit don’t ask for no action cause I just finish smashin 20 mins before I got there and I’m good for the night. I ain’t have the energy for all that shit.

But there are a few things n!gg@s can’t do wit they side piece that’ll give you a little hint:

* You can’t spend the night at his house, his lady might be one of them “pop up on you” bitches. I learned that the hard way after a night I was on the phone wit my bitch and I started actin like I was getting sleepy. Now I knew better than to say anything so I let her talk my ear off for like a hour and after a few delayed and groggy “uhmm I hear that” and “say word” she asked if I was tired. I said “a lil bit, but I’m good,” she in turn said “awe baby get some rest” and I was like “yeah…maybe I should shut it down since I got shit to do in the morning.” I got off the phone and called up one of my bats (birds that only fly at night) immediately to come thru for some full contact sparring (pile drivers, figure 4 leg locks and all that…I do whatever it takes to pin that ass to the mat). So I’m in the clear right? I get to knock shorty down a couple times before the morning and clean up fore my lady’s next visit…nah. In the middle of the night my buzzer going off and it’s my lady (she wanna come lay up wit me cause I sounded cute on the phone). Told shorty to use the fire escape and I opened all the windows in the house to disguise the smell of good fuckin in the air. The only reason I ain’t get busted was cause one, my bat was scared of my bitch cause she heard how she cut this other girl I was cheatin wit and two, cause I threw the jab step at my girl when I told her “the buzzer don’t work, let me throw my sweats on and come down and open the door,” it gave me time.

* Takin you out to eat at restaurants. That don’t fly cause he always worried if one of his lady’s friends is in there texting to come set it on his ass.

* Answer your phone calls on the weekends or anytime after 6, cause that’s his main bitch peak hours. You might get a text when he go to the bathroom (all n!gg@s in the movie theater bathroom text they other bitch) or a call if his girlfriend got a baby shower to go to on Saturday, but that’s it.

* And lastly, if he never have arguments wit you. He too busy tryin to fuck you. I never wanna be quarrelin wit my side bitch cause time limited and all that bickerin mean I got less time for fuckin.

So to sum it all up, I guess you can consider yourself a girlfriend if you can reach him anytime on the phone and you go out to dinners and movies on the weekends and come back home to spend the night…so y’all can argue and not fuck.

 

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on October 19, 2010 at 12:48 pm | Reply

eebubble thug is wise

 

on October 19, 2010 at 5:14 pm | Reply

local Im a big fan, but it seems against whats right to spill all these secrets.

 

on October 20, 2010 at 8:34 am | Reply

Ft Greener I agree with local here. you gave up alot of game secrets on this one

 

on October 20, 2010 at 8:47 am | Reply

Crooked There’s some pretty obvious ones that you’ve may have mentioned to him, but if you’re too stupid to see the signs, don’t come on this site asking us to help you out….Go be Dick Tracy on another site…..

"I think sampling is really a continuation of the way music has always been made...

… The way traditional musicians make a melody of their own – they listen to music all their life that influences that. And there’s a certain amount of chords and notes that they have to play with. All you do as a musician is reinterpret various combinations within those parameters. Which makes it kind of the opposite of plagiarism. Because plagiarism is when you’re trying to mimic and call it your own, and sampling is when you’re trying to take the actual thing and turn it into something else. You’re not calling it your own, you’re saying it’s a sample, and that’s exactly what it is. It’s made from other people’s music, and this is what I’ve done with it.“ © Amon Tobin

One of my fav things to do is to guess the samples in songs…So when I heard Kanye’s "Blame Game” I kept wondering why the heck that song sounded so familiar… About two hours later I had an epiphany… It’s APHEX TWIN!  This is not the first time this awesomeness of a song has been sampled….  It was used for one of my fav SNL skits called “I Ran” with Andy Samberg… Check them out below…


Kanye West ft. John Legend - Blame Game Aphex Twin - Avril 14th SNL skit Andy Samberg ft. Adam Levine I Ran So Far Away

Question (c) Destiny's Child

Sooooooo a few of you have been pestering me about adding a video element to my blog… A lil show type deal that allows me to play music and discuss what’s going on in the world… Well, I’ve finally given in.  I haven’t yet decided if I’m gonna do video or not…  I’d prefer to do a podcast… (I’m camera shy lol)…. But I’m afraid video might be easier… Anyway, DECEMBER 1st shall be the first podcast/video blog/whatever…  What do YOU want me to discuss *cough cough RANT ABOUT *cough cough? 

You can still do thangs to show you ain't on no dumb sh*t/Take her to a gallery, museum or some sh*t (c) Phonte

Brandon’s new status message - you always used to say brandon, i know i aint ya right girl, you prolly fall in love with one them “i like art” girls… 

Me:  Is that from the Yeezy album?  Lol

Brandon:  yep

Me:  fitting.

Brandon:  aint it
i need me an i like art bitch

Me:  haha, I’ve been telling you this for years… I’m glad you’re finally beginning to see things my way

Brandon: yeah well hook me up with some artsy girls like you.  they cant be lame though, cause ur lame

Me: I’m not lame!

Brandon: yeah mia ur a lame, and i love u for it

Me: :(

Brandon:  fix taht face trik, haha

Me:  so rude

… See how my friends disrespect me?  Smh

“It’s so much i can show you, without rolling through Beverly Hills
Without money, cars, clothes or even ecstasy pills
I don’t need weed to ease me when I’m stressing, fa’real
I just close my eyes and try to think how heaven feels
Just to feel good again, even though I know when I open them
It’s back to the hood again where kids hold chrome with them
Just to feel protected cuz the videos are showing them
How to shoot fools and take they doe from them
Thats why I try to give my soul to them in lyrics I spit
They reject it cuz they stressing for material shit
They getting sick and tired of fighting over cereal gifts
Cuz they notice bitches go head over hills for the whips
And the chains, and the chips, and the range and the clips
And the guns, and the women and the fun
Living in cribs in the ‘burbs, fuck the slums, they want funds
And they heard flipping birds is the ticket
They get it and they run with it
Some slip and fall, others pause, see the out come and call
On the Lord for some change cuz the game is too hard
To play straight by the rules, I’m trying to stay out the news
And make cake to buy food, fuck jewels
I think my soul glows bright enough, and fuck whips
I learn more when I ride the bus, and fuck gold
It’s bad enough that we fight for bucks, and fuck hoes
Cuz in the end I need a wife to love
Plus heaven is the life for us, so God…”
— Blu’s 2nd verse from Show Me The Good Life… I pretty much ADORE it. :)

“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”
— © Alvy Singer from Woody Allen’s Annie Hall :)

Business (c) Eminem

So I’ve been talking about getting a business card made for the longest…  But I don’t want it to be boringggg… I kinda want it to represent the quirky mess that is me… My friend came up with some decent templates/showed me some of the work that he has done previously so I figured I’d share them with you :).  I’ll be sure to post the finished product as soon as I make a final decision.