Ya boy Conan doesn't have a show anymore (c) Carol Ann



My Mom loves to rub in my face the fact that Jay Leno is still on the air and Conan is not... I dunno why she's so into his show... Maybe she's intrigued by the excessive number of denim button downs that he owns... I'll never know... Anyway, CONAN IS GOING ON TOUR!! I am so excited! Be sure to get your tics soon... I was going to get meet and greet passes... but unfortunately I don't have $695 to spend, and even if I did... I wouldn't... That price is pure BLASPHEMY!

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!!

Melinda Dennehy

Melinda, a High School English teacher in New Hampshire and mother of two got caught sexting... I mean, that's not all that taboo nowadays right? Yeah, unless... you're sexting with your STUDENTS. Yup, you read right. Ms. Dennehy got caught sending nudie pics to her students with her vajayjay and boobies exposed... She was released on bail and charged with a felony count of indecent exposure... NO MORE SEXTING! You will get got! Lol

When was it that time fell into its spiralling loop? (c) Final Fantasy

HAPPY FINAL FANTASY 13 RELEASE DATE!

Though I did pre order the game for PS3 because I thought that I would have one by now... I do not have one, so I had to instead get my fix by having my friend put me on speaker phone while he played... Yes, like a crack fiend... via skype I saw that the graphics are AMAZING and I hear that the storyline is even more incredible... I'm so excited that the lead character is female, and from what I can see... She is GANGSTER! *SIGH* I wish I knew someone in the Chi that would let me use them for 3 or so weeks... lol

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense... (c) Alice

...Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?


So everyone that knows me knows that I'm obsessed with Tim Burton (so sad that I can't go to his exhibit at MoMA... I wish I had friends that were as down for ridiculousness as me so that I didn't have to bare all the expenses lol), and I have been waiting for this movie to come out FORR EEVVV ERRR (c) The Sandlot... Not because I thought that it would be a cinematic masterpiece... (I mean Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was disappointment enough) but mostly because I just loveeeee the look of Tim Burtons films... They're so dark and dreary, but so yet so lively... such visual contradictions and I love the goth undertones... Anyway, the movie was ok... It suffered a lil plot-wise... HELENA BONHAM CARTER totally upstaged Johnny Depp which was a pleasant surprise... between the White Queen's floating hands and Professor Snape... I mean Absolum the Blue Caterpillar lol I was thoroughly entertained... The wardrobe ROCKED and I LOVED the way Stayne seemed to move in freeze frame motions... Anywho, enough with the nerd I've read too many film books so I am too into the meticulous aspects of a film review... The score was AMAZING! Danny Elfman did it again.... Sheez! Well, if you can't tell already I'm uber biased, so go see it for yourself! :-p


*Mia is the name of the actress that played Alice in real life... coincidence? I think not... The character and I have striking similarities lol


Just because I like torture...

The agony and the irony they're killin me... (c) Harvey Danger

Roy Ashburn

(State Senator R-California) was arrested for drunk driving while leaving a gay night club. Sure, this isn't that big of a story after all there are more and more politicians coming out of the closet as of lately.... However, Ashburn was not one of the politicians that was out of the closet as of yet. In fact, Roy has very stringent views when it comes to gay rights laws and is well known as an opponent of gay rights... Just sad... What ever happened to standing for what you ACTUALLY believe in?

DO BETTER WEDNESDAY!


So twitter was crazyyyy yesterday night! Everyone was tweeting about an alleged sextape that was filmed in a FAMU (Florida A&M University) dorm room. I tried to watch, but it was just too nas nas for me... Well, needless to say this caused an uproar... To think that college students were hosting orgies in dorm rooms was just unreal.... Not to mention the stigma that is already associated with HBCU's (Historically Black Colleges and Universities), as them being "lesser than" and those that graduate from them with an undergraduate degree aren't able to compete with students that went to other universities when applying to graduate schools that are not HBCU's.

Well, after speculation all day of whether or not the tape was real it was finally ruled as a fraud. Turns out the "students" were competing for a $10,000 cash prize on a website called dormdare.com.

One of the girls on the tape had (it's gone now) a twitter page (@PRINCESSKEKE562)... She tweeted things such as:

@beeuamazing THANK U ...CAN U SAY IT AGAIN SO THE HATERS CAN HEAR U// LOL IM IN MY BIG ASS HOUSE LMAO @ THESE DUMB *BROKE BITCHES* 13 minutes ago via web in reply to beeuamazing


I SEE SUM OF YALL HAVE NO LIFE..WORRIED ABOUT THE NEXTT BITCH LMAO...MAYBE IF U GET A JOB U WOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS YUNG BO$$ :-) 30 minutes ago via web

@REALFAMUSEXTAPE lmao its funny to kno sumbody would make a twitt page of my movie lol i love the H.A.T.E.R.S & FAN/ SUPPORTERS ..... about 1 hour ago via web in reply to REALFAMUSEXTAPE

$10,000 split between like 6 people is gonna have you in a big @$$ house..? Oh poor thing... maybe PrincessKeke562 some use some FAMU accounting classes... smh. This was totally irresponsible. Defaming the school and the students who have worked so hard to matriculate there. We really need to do better...

To be loved.... Oh, what a feeling (c) Coming to America

... I know that's not where the original quote came from... but whenever I hear that song that is what I think of... I came across this card my bestest friend sent me while cleaning and it was right on time because I was feeling quite blah...

I'm feelin like posting some lyrics today lol.

I am heaven sent/Don't you dare forget/I am all you've ever wanted/What all the other girls are promised/Sorry I told./I just needed you to know.


Oh, the good girl/guy's anthem.... SHOUTOUT TO ROB LOVELL!! This was our SONG back in '03 (gotta love Freshman year in Stradley... 6th floor wha wha?!?!?!) I'm slowly becoming the old me again and no longer feeling sorry for myself... I'm "a catch" right Meezy's minions? This blog is becoming more personal than I expected... any who... Thanks for reading! Have I told you that I loved you today? :)

All true artists, whether they know it or not, create from a place of no-mind, from inner stillness. (c) Eckhart Tolle

Below is the trailer for Tamara Davis' film about Jean-Michel Basquiat entitled: The Radiant Child. This documentary in its entirety was released February 21st and I have been trying to see it but haven't been successful. Hopefully I'll make it happen this weekend and give you a review :)... If you aren't lucky enough to have it in your city then check out netflix and add it to your que... It's on there! :)









IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY

Neil Golden


Don't know who Mr. Golden is...? Well please allow me to educate you. Mr. Golden is the President of Marketing at McDonald's. Still don't know why he earned this weeks spot? Just turn on your tv... These coontastic McDonald's commercials are getting too out of hand. I thought it would stop at "McNugget lovin" but no... It can't stop, it won't stop, it doesn't even know how to stop (c) MLK (Return of the King Boondocks episode). But in all seriousness, those commercials make my heart hurt... I have NO IDEA why the McDonald's team collectively thought that they were a good idea. They just make me want Burger King (just like the T-mobile 'My Touch' commercials make me want an iPhone) and I'm sure that is NOT their aim. They SHOULDA talked to the team over at Old Spice... cause those "I'm a man" commercials are KILLIN the game right now! :)

PS Betcha didn't know this, but while I'm typing this blog right now...I'm on a horse.

To banish cares, scare away sorrow and soothe pain is the business of the poet and singer. (c) Bodenstedt

This song is about snooping... Lol. Those that know me... Know why this is my post for the day... Check out the lyrics... it's a really sad song... But I love it so much! My ex sent this to me a lil bit ago.. smh

Artist: Alanis Morissette
Song Title: Your House


So today I spent all lunch period discussing Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill (JLP) with my coworker Luz... Let me elaborate.... So Luz and I were discussing how amazing and life changing Alanis' Jagged Little Pill album was... and we were discussing how the others after that just failed in comparison... We couldn't figure out why... Then finally come to the conclusion that it was because Alanis wasn't heartbroken anymore... It's sad, but true lol. though her other cd's weren't horrible... They just lacked the pure unfiltered passion that JLP had... I feel like Dave Coulier should get royalties or something because he helped her produce some good stuff (for those that don't know it's rumored that the cd chronlices Alanis' relationship with him... In particular the song You Oughta Know is allegedly written about Uncle Joey lol). Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that all good music has to come from a dark, depressed place... but in my opinion music lacking passion just isn't as enjoyable... and Alanis came out raw and emotion filled on JLP and just simmered down after that... these lovey dovey albums... Where's the angry heff at? BRING HER BACK. I know several people have had the same beef with Mary J. Blige. Her My Life album = Peerless... but when she fell back in love... The albums thereafter were not as life altering... It's so crazy that so many masterpieces have been a result of pain that the creators have endured... You know what's also crazy...? The fact that others expressing their pain can serve as a comfort to people that are hurting. Bah well, haven't had a rant for a while... So there ya go :)