I like being a mess. It's who I am. (c) Ally McBeal



After YEARS of waiting (and contemplating getting an international DVD player), Ally McBeal has been released on DVD in the US today. You can get the entire first season for $39.98 or the entire series for $199.98. I LOVED this show when I was younger... The unisex bathroom, the Fishisms, it was so quirky... and the musical guests were incredible! A lot of people we have lost over the past few years had some amazing performances on this show. Also, how could you NOT love a young Robert Downey Jr.? *swoons*

Books are the quietest & most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, & the most patient of teachers (c) C. Elliot

This is what I'm currently reading... It makes my trips on the "El" so much more enjoyable :)

Some of the lists are...

...16 Movies banned in the US

...33 Names of Defense Department Internal Investigations

...21 Natural Aphrodisiacs

...34 CIA Cryptonyms

...111 People that are the subjects of FBI files

...9 Things that will disqualify you from employment with the FBI

...13 Innocent people that went to prison

...36 Corporations that ripped off the US Government

...10 CIA front companies



You know you wanna know... ;-)

You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people... (c) Chuck Klosterman

Now, it's between hipsters and retards. I mean, either that guy in the corner in orange safety pants holding a protest sign and wearing a top hat is mentally disabled or he is the coolest fucking guy you will ever know.

If you haven't read a Chuck Klosterman novel then SET YOUR GAME UP! I recommend that you start with Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs it's HILARIOUS...




I live in Wicker Park so I hear about hipsters day in and day out... I'm kind of on the outskirts of the "scene" so I am not really overwhelmed by hipsterness... Besides, there is a corner store, IHOP, beauty supply store, comic book store, kicks store, movie theater, AND a hood food spot all within walkin distance... Clearly I get the best of BOTH worlds... a fusion between the arts and the hood... kinda like yours truly :)


This article is old but I laugh everytime I read it... Enjoy, if you haven't read it already :)

And I wonder... (c) Labi Siffre

...If this movie will be good?


So a casting call was released for Green Lantern that is scheduled for a June 17, 2011 release... If you don't know already Ryan Reynolds is scheduled to star in the film. The casting call is as followed:

[CAROL FERRIS]
26-32, a smart and attractive woman with an MBA. She started as a pilot and now runs Ferris Aircraft. She is a work-a-holic...FEMALE LEAD

[DR. HECTOR HAMMOND]
27-35, Character actor who is austere and impersonal, he is real "scummy." He is a pathologist and also the son of a Senator.

[SINESTRO]
Mid-30s to Mid-40s, he is smart, tough, intimidating and in great physical shape.

[ABIN SUR]
Mid-30s to mid-40s, he is a great warrior.

All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching? (c) Nicholas Johnson

Well in this case one show makes wanting to kill your mother comical, the other teaches me that engaging in countless acts of debauchery can ruin and improve your life, and the last teaches me how to be a sociopathic serial killer with morals.

THREE SEASON PREMIERES TODAY!!! :)


Family Guy Season 8... I have a shirt that says I *heart* Stewie... Need I say more? 9pm Eastern


This show is GREATTTT! My love for Hank Moody is so real... I realize I am in the minority when it comes to fans of this show, but that's because A LOT of people haven't heard of it. Dexter fans... Stick in for an extra 30 min after having Dextual relations and give Californication a shot... You won't be disappointed... TRUST!



Having "On Demand" has allowed me to catch up on all 3 seasons of Dexter, and while I am not an uber fan as of yet.... I'm entertained by it. It is very American Psycho-esque and that's one of my fav movies so I can respect the reverence. I think it lacks the witty banter that draws me in with most of the shows that I enjoy. Catch it tonight at 10pm Eastern :)


PLUS the Colts v. the Cards (Kurt Warner) is tonight. Family Guy is gettin the DVR and I shall be watching the game and Dexter on two tvs... WHILE video chatting with my Mom... (It's our Sunday Night Football ritual)


*I would have watched The Cleveland Show tonight too, but I peeped the leak of the series premiere a couple weeks ago. I recommend you check it out... It didn't suck! Lol

Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing... (c) Banksy

...And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can
make someone smile while they're having a piss

A few new "alleged" Banksy pieces popped up in London... For those that don't know, I'm kind of obsessed with him. I even named my comp Banksy Lee (yes I name my electronics... JUDGE ME NOT!) Don't know who he is? INFORMATIZE yourself HERE lol

How do ya want it? (c) Tupac



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So A LOT of my time in Legal Ethics is spent designing shoes online... I hit up Vans.com, NikeID.com, and Converse.com on the regular to let my creative juices flow... I figured I'd share the wealth with those out there who are interested in customizing their own kicks via the web. I personally use the web and then buy the paint and stuff on my own... It's cheaper, and I feel so accomplished once my design is complete!

DO BETTER WEDNESDAY!

JAYSON WILLIAMS

The divorce battle between Mr. Williams and his wife has been going on for quite a while... The proceedings took a surprising turn a couple of weeks ago when he was ordered to pay his estranged wife $200,000. Now this doesn't seem like that much money for a former NBA star right? WRONG. The former Nets b-ball star broke down in tears saying that he was BROKE. Mind you Jayson has made over 87 MILLION DOLLARS throughout his career with the New Jersey Nets! Do YOU have a savings account? My people, we HAVE to be better money managers... When you manage your money properly it can go soooooo much further! Lets do better "Cause wealth is the word/Rich is round the corner from the curb" (c) Andre 3000

If I want you, I SHOULD find you in the A! (c) Purple Ribbon All-Stars/Mia revisions



If you are in Atlanta and aren't at Lenny's at 9pm today.. KILL YO SELF! Seriously. I don't EVER wanna hear you complain about Hip Hop again... because the fact that you are not supporting amazing artists such as the ones that are gonna be at this show tonight is one of the main reasons that it is in the state that it's in now... SUPPORT GOOD MUSIC!!! And if you HAVEN'T heard of anyone on the bill... OR you aren't able to attend this orgasm in music form... Then check THIS OUT.. ON THA DOUBLE. It will make your life better :)