The answer is... YES if you are Wolfram Alpha! Well, perhaps I am exaggerating a little... But I'm pretty close...What is this Wolfram Alpha I speak of? It is Google times ONE BILLION! It does math equations, answers precise questions like; What was the weather like in Seattle when Kurt Cobain died? (I have absolutely no idea why you would need that information... But that's besides the point, WOLFRAM ALPHA CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION!) Okay, so obviously I'm really excited, we'll see if this mother of all search engines is all that it's cracked up to be... It's supposed to be debuting sometime this month...
Check out this cool article on WAHERE see ya at www.wolframalpha.com come May...
First drunk driving and now HEAD-BUTTING? I think Mr. Sutherland is taking his character on 24 a LITTLE too seriously... It's time for you to take a chill pill Jack Bauer, you can't just go around smacking heads with fashion designers... That is NOT PC.
...THE CHICKEN!!! (c) Some restaurant worker in Mississippi
Away message: At the Gym...
Brandon: (2:00:53 PM): stop lying
Me (2:32:21 PM): What you mean? Lol
Brandon (2:32:26 PM): http://www.oprah.com/kfc
Brandon (2:32:32 PM): u not in no gym
Brandon (2:32:34 PM): lying ass
Me (2:32:42 PM): Uh huhhhh I was!
Brandon (2:32:51 PM): i dont believe it
Me (2:32:54 PM): That's why I ain't reply... HATER. Stop trying to bring me down... I'm attempting to BETTER MYSELF!
Brandon (2:33:30 PM): whatever
Me (2:34:06 PM): Grrrr
Me (2:34:07 PM): Lol
Brandon (2:34:15 PM): just get ya chicken
Me (2:34:30 PM): No, that is not part of the sexy summer body diet
Me (2:34:55 PM): But I am a colored...
Me (2:35:24 PM): And I do have a predisposition to likin chicken... So I may have to make an exception
Brandon (2:35:57 PM): its free too
Brandon (2:36:02 PM): and u know niggas love free
Me (2:36:13 PM): Word.
Brandon (2:37:03 PM): yep
Me (2:38:10 PM): And it's grilled, which wouldn't be TOO bad for my SSB diet
Brandon (2:39:57 PM): exactly
Brandon (2:40:02 PM): so u can maintain ur sexy
Brandon (2:40:13 PM): and satisfy the nigger hidden deep inside
mamamia6785 (2:40:53 PM): But I'll probably just go for the sides and biscuit... Because I don't mess around with Kentucky Fried Goose... Look at me... Just like a nigra, it's free and I still ain't satisfied.
GO GET YOUR FREE CHICKEN!!! Oprah is trying REALLY hard to get her black card back... Take advantage http://www.unthinkfc.com/
I'm a lame, I know this but I THOROUGHLY enjoy these commercials. I find myself saying "Why don't I.. place this on your table...?" atleast seven times on any given day. I love the fact that they totally disregard the fact that there is a BUG talking on their door step... Just great I tell ya!
Happy Yeezy Colorway #2 release dayyyyy! This is definitely the most popular colorway of the three... If you were lucky enough to get your hands on em, GOOD FOR YOU!
Here's a pretty cool video put together by hypebeast contributor Maestro... ENJOY!
Could the shoe below be one that you would want to get your hands on in the future? A few people are comparing Omarion's venture into the tennis shoe designing world (the Oboi) with the Yeezy's... What do YOU think?
Artist: System of a Down Song Title: Aerials I love playing this song! The cello in the beginning and the guitar riff are both ORGASMIC... even though it is a pain in the arse to tune my guitar to drop C... Grrrr
I was obsessed with Mr. Barnes' painting Sugar Shack as a child... I first saw it on a Marvin Gaye I Want You album that my Mom had and fell in LOVE with it! You were a very talented painter Mr. Barnes, you will be missed...
*Somewhat interesting fact: Yeezy commissioned Ernie to do a piece that would serve as his interpretation of West's recovery from his 2002 car crash... It currently hangs from Kanye's dining room ceiling.
Sorry Gartrellians... I should've posted this podcast two weeks ago... Nevertheless... HERE IT IS. As always over an hour of great music and funny banter :)
I was called a tomboy this week, and though this isn't by any means as a first, I found it to come as quite a shock because this came from someone that I had recently met. Why the fact that this coming from a new individual was such a shock was because I thought I was much more feminine then I was back in the day. I have come a LONG way from when I would walk out of the door heading to High School and my Mom would say... "You're gonna wear THAT to school?" (mind you my Mom was an extremely rugged female being the only girl amongst four brothers, that recently in her latter years turned priss). HOWEVER I now realize that just because I am more feminine, doesn't mean that I am not a tomboy, I'm just EVOLVING lol. I decided to get a consensus from a couple people; two that I have known FOREVER (my lil bro and best friend) and a couple from people that I hadn't known quite as long.
My lil brothers answer: "You don't look like one, but you act like one." I suppose that I am content with that answer... Looks can be deceiving should be tattooed on my forehead because I know that deep down I am not at ALL what I appear to be.
My best friends answer: "I definitely don't think you are a tomboy anymore... You are borderline prissy." Mind you, he thinks that I am not a tomboy anymore because I recently discovered a love for eyeshadow. He is so used to uber rugged Meezy that I suppose he can't see that I am expanding my horizons.... growing, if you will... lol. My brother found the whole "prissy" allegation to be complete blasphemy.
J's answer: "I think you are a tomboy, you're just one who likes makeup, pumps, and the occasional freakum dress.... I mean you play sports, like sports, and rock sneakers and play video games. All of which are boy activities." Now of course the sociologist in me disagreed with the things J listed as being "boy activities" but I digress.
I guess you learn something new everyday... I suppose to the world, Meezy is a tomboy. I am not labeling myself, even though I get typecasted all the time... :-p but one thing I do know is that I am NOT prissy! lol
I was watching a Chelsea Lately rerun that I had DVR-ed and forgot about and SHIRLEY MANSON WAS ON IT!!!! I love her... It was delightful... That is what prompted the title of this blog, and the randomness of this video below being on this post.
Mr. Will earns this weeks 'IWP' spot for blaming all of societies il's on DENIM, yes as in JEANS... Read this HERE for yourself folks, that is if you can get past the excessively and unnecessarily complicated banter George uses as an attempt to drive his point home.
..When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night? (c) David Wood
NEW CHESTER FRENCH MIXTAPE HERE! The quote above pretty much sums up this mixtape...It's pretty light and fun... PURRRRFECT for Spring. Enjoy :)