SONG OF THE WEEK!!!




Artist: Paramore
Song: Misery Business
Ok, so this song is super old but everytime I listen to it it's like I'm hearing it for the first time. Hayley Williams' voice is AMAZING, be sure to check out the acoustic performance of this on youtube for proof. This song gives me hope that while hoes may win in the short term, in the long run the nice girls will finish first...


Fav lyrics: Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you/Looking as innocent as possible to get to who/They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right/Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse

Check out this piano cover, I will be teaching myself this song. This cover is INCREDIBLE!!

Mirdles?

So apparently now the men have gotten hip. For years they would complain about women 'creating an illusion' with push up bra's, girdles, etc. Now, the men are able to participate. The male girdle also referred to as the 'mirdle' will be hitting stores soon for the guy that has a little more to love... Get it for the guy in your life that's self conscious about his 'spare tires...' lol

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!!!

It's that time again, and this week's 'IWP' is...
ELISABETH HASSELBACK!!!




While this clip taken from The View's show yesterday isn't THAT bad, her hypocrisy and hate, hate, hate is real (see the clip below for more proof)... Her ignorant comments throughout the election run were plentiful. My only wish is that she would be reincarnated as a black person in her next life, only then will she realize how RIDICULOUS her views are.


I was on top of that car like I was the HULK (c) MC


Some people need to cool it on the facebook statuses....


MC has been in jail since 12:33pm...racism is a b*tch, but atleast im not a daddy & i discovered Y real mean become niggas & play females. NEVER AGAIN!!!
4 hours ago - 5 Comments

LM at 5:35pm December 15
WHATTT?!

MC at 5:41pm December 15 via Facebook Mobile
I may be in JAIL, but they kno i dont belong here in this dengy ass black & white outfit, thats Y they gave me my phone!!!but ill nvr get played by another female. when i found out u were pregnant i shoulda acted like a straight up nigga & turned the other cheek. i never shoulda been at planned parenthood tryina stop the abortion. probably aint mine. but on a brighter note, i finally fully understand the Lord's Prayer. i may be angry & dont talk like i understand it but im not perfect. Despite where im at, i STILL SMILE & hav a sense of HUMOR LOL. i was ontop of that car like i was the HULK, until the police showed up lol, then i realized im not bullet proof & that racist person wanted 2 shoot me. the other 3 cruisors were cool, but i dont understand Y u need 4 cars for a 5'5 person like myself lol i wasnt even on top of my car when they pulled up, i was on the phone inside of my car sittin wit the door open, but all of the officers R real cool, except the 1 r cool ppl


1. Why is this nigga posting a status update FROM jail?
2. Why do I know allllll of this niggas business and I don't even know him like that?
3. Why did he even bring the Lord's prayer into this?
4. Why do I have a headache after reading this? I wish he spent more time on the hooked on phonics website, instead of facebook


Black people.... We need to do better.



Dictated not Read,

The Management.

GET FAMILIAR!!!

Aubrey Drake Graham also known as Jimmy from Degrassi has been causing quite a stir... I must admit that I assumed he was going to be one of these MJ's (with baseball) or Shaq's (with anything that is NOT BASKETBALL*) and was trying to dab into things that he has no business... But that is not the case, this dude actually has genuine talent as a rapper, singer, and an actor... His newest mixtape SO FAR GONE is supposed to be coming soon, so be sure to check it out... Here's the artwork so far



for those that don't know it's based off of a monumental cover of the magazine The Economist

Stay up to date on Drizzy's mixtape progress at his blog: octobersveryown.blogspot.com









*please refer to the film KAZAAM...

You're my disease....? (c) Justin Timberlake

Ok, so I don't know how many other people are perturbed by this but I figured misery loves company, so I'll bring it to your attention if you missed it because it has been driving me crazy.

'It's like I checked into rehab/you're my disease.'


Rihanna's song Rehab... Do you go to Rehab for disease's or is this a new thing? I don't think there's a rehab for Syphilis, you just go to the doctor for that homey. What bothers me the most is that the word disease wasn't even trying to fulfill a rhyming requirement. They could have easily put some line that was actually relevant... Addiction? SOMETHING. You would think Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, or Hannon Lane would have caught such an error, after all it did take THREE of you to write this uber average song. Just wack.

SONG OF THE WEEK!!!!



Song Title: Electric Relaxation
Artist: A Tribe Called Quest
An oldie but definitely a goodie, a 'raunchy' song of sorts but it's just so dag on smooth that you can't help but vibe out... Despite the debauchery. I LOVEEEEE this song, even though I was only 8 when it came out :-p

HurtMEEZYSoul@gmail.com awaits your song suggestions! :)

You marry a role and/you give up your soul/til it breaks down (c) Something Corporate

So I've been seeing a lot of this with the males in my immediate circle, and some that are not so I couldn't help but touch on it. Recently a lot of men with girlfriends have been hitting on me, which has been making me very pessimistic about relationships, but I digress. I am often described as the 'cool girl.' The antithetical high maintenance, materialistic, stupid, 'extra regular' (c) R. Penn II girl that seems to be getting all the play nowadays... And what I realized is that... These dudes in my immediate circle that keep propositioning me are just GREEDY. They want their skank skeeza, and the girl they can talk to about what's going on the NBA, and I am NOT being that outlet any longer! Lol. After talking to a friend, I realized that these dudes are just settling, they couldn't find what they were looking for in one person, so to avoid being lonely they just take what they can get. Which leads me to this blog....
Contentment vs. Compatibility

I mean I personally know the importance of compatibility when looking for a significant other but a few of my male friends seem to be willing to give in to the idea of being content in lieu of being compatible with a person.... (I blame it on the fact that it's getting cold, people wanting to cuddle up... 'hibernate' if you will... Hey, it explains why most people are born in the Autumn months), but don't they realize that this in turn only hurts them in the long run. I mean the 'crush/infatuation' phase only lasts so long until you realize hey this girl is sexy, but I hate hearing her talk because I am not remotely interested in anything she is interested in. We have NOTHING in common.'

That was just one example...another example of being content is when you have been in a relationship with a girl and figure 'I've been through the fire' (c) Chaka Khan (and no that was not an STD reference) with this broad, I love her, she loves me... That's all we need right? HELL TO THA NAW, because the more time you spend with her, the more you realize that she is not a good compliment to your pomp (swag would go here but I'm sooooo tired of that played out word, so I'm going with 'pomp,' yes pomp as in; grandeur, splendor, array... DON'T JUDGE ME). It's nothing that this girl did, in fact she has never been anything but marvelous too me, she just doesn't do it for me anymore...but I'll just stay with her because inevitably I'm just going to go through this with another chic anyway... And I've already got time invested in this one so, 'I'm gon stick wit u' (c) Pussycat Dolls.

This is being content fella's and it's a BAAADDDDDDD idea. Why do you ask? Because no matter how long you 'stick it out' the fact that you are in the 'content stage' is eventually gonna come out whenever you happen to come across that person you may in fact be compatible with. This in turn is going to make you resentful of this girl that you've been dealing with that you knew wasn't up to par, but you were too big of a sissy to admit it to yourself, and her.

Patience is key when looking for compatibility. Now don't get me wrong I understand that we live in a microwave society and we want things now... So around the winter time I'm not mad at cha if you get in a few After 9/content based relationships. But in the end what is wrong with you that you can't be alone for a lil minute and enjoy the company of oneself? (mixed in with a few one night stands.) However this is where the problem lies.... such situations can have you stuck in that predicament for the long haul. My advice (though it means nothing)? Listen to the e-harmony ads, and 'find out what it's like to be matched based on true compatibility.' *cough, cough* weak niggas *cough, cough*

IRRESPONSIBLE WHITE PERSON WEDNESDAY!


It seems as though these last couple weeks 'IWP' has had something to do with politics, and ironically this week is no exception.


"I don't care whether you tape me privately or publicly. I can tell you that whatever I say is always lawful." -Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich

Well that certainly isn't the case Mr. Blagojevich because you clearly got caught saying some pretty unlawful things in regards to selling Obama's seat in the Senate.

But hey... I'm thinking that the political pundits may have misunderstood Blagojevich. He is just coming up with new ways to bolster the economy.


Click Here to learn more about what lead up to this 'IWP's' arrest

You crazy for this one Mahmoud (c) Andy Samberg

Random Convo between Bia and Bia for your enjoyment...

Bia: That was the funniest sh*t I have seen in a long time... second only to prop 8 the musical starring jack black as jesus.
Me: Wasn't is great?! Jack Black was so convincing as our Lord and savior... My alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS...
Bia: i checked my phone and saw you rang and jizzed in my pants. so f*cking genius
Me: Andy Samberg needs to impregnate me. In fact I'm going to start collecting his used pants on ebay on the off chance that there is a semen sample in it, cause I can't wait for romance.
Bia: that was beautifully poetic. i in fac am stealing that quote and claimin it as my own
Me: I was lookin for Michael Phelps sperm on ebay. I was even planning a water birth (after discussing this with my friends E-Wally and Chairbear)... keepin the child in its familiar element. It'll come out swimmin and collecting gold medals. We all decided on the name Phelps Phelps so their is no question of paternity.
Bia: hahaha you all are such geniuses for planning this ornate ordeal and training your child from birth. when nature and nurture come together you will have a god child
Bia: as a matter of fact i am going to pray to phelps phelps
Me: You should... Behold the second coming
Bia: praise white god and his white son phelps phelps

What ever happened to important things in movies... Like, a PLOT (c) Aaron McGruder



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